Tag Archives: humor

So bored in class

A poem has to rhyme
So the following lines will rhyme.
This is just a way to pass my time.

This teacher is boring me to hell.
How does she have so much to tell?
I just can’t wait for the ringing of the bell.

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Wait, what?

Most of us have heard the saying, “That’s the best thing since sliced bread!” What do you think is actually the best thing since sliced bread?

I think I’ll wait for the next prompt.

Hello Kitty

Dig through your couch cushions, your purse, or the floor of your car and look at the year printed on the first coin you find. What were you doing that year?

1998: Was talking to my toys as if they were real people.

This means war!

Do you have a good friend or close relative with whom you disagree on a major issue (political, personal, cultural)? What’s the issue, and how do you make the relationship work?

Who gets the remote?

This is a big issue. Everyone knows it. So how do we take care of this?
I’m the bigger brother. 😈

Well, duh.

Let’s assume we do, in fact, use only 10% of our brain. If you could unlock the remaining 90%, what would you do with it?

Think.
And I don’t think there’s anything more I could do even then…

You have got to be kidding me

Pick a random word and do Google image search on it. Check out the eleventh picture it brings up. Write about whatever that image brings to mind.

Error 404: Not Found

The laconic president

American President Calvin Coolidge had a reputation in private of being a man of few words and was nicknamed “Silent Cal.” A possibly apocryphal story has it that a matron seated next to him at a dinner said to him, “I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.” His reply: “You lose.”

This post was on reply to a Daily Prompt: Brevity Pulls